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kayak chris
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:38 am

Ok So im always getting sent these bloody forward emails with various jokes and pics.
Thought it may be worth starting a thread that people can add to, which may be worth a look when ya need a laugh or two, Please only add things that give ya a chuckle or two...
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kayak chris
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:40 am

A TRUE AUSSIE BLOKE

It's the NRL Grand Final and a man makes his way to his seat right behind the goal square. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty.

He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there.

"No," says the neighbor. "The seat is empty"

This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Grand final and not use it?"

The neighbor says "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away.

This is the first Grand Final we haven't been to together since we got married in 1966."

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head "No, they're all at the funeral."
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YAKuZA
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Kayak Model: Prowler Elite
VHF Call Sign: ZMT8741
Location: Newmarket

Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:54 am

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday. :lol:

TwoSpoons
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Location: Pukekohe

Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:08 am

How do you tell when bagpipes are out of tune?
Electronics : its still magic, even when you know how its done.
ZMW5652

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Location: Hastings, Hawkes Bay

Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:35 pm

Well, after my wife Senti saw Glint's post for the ladies section, she asked me to post this one...
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Mental
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:55 pm

Shame that image is actually a fake... but Glints post was REAL :shock:

http://www.snopes.com/language/document/goodwife.asp

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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kayak chris
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:05 pm

hahaha,
that is great, just emailed a copy to Mrs KC.
Hope she sees the funny side :?
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:50 pm

hahah.. How the heck did you find that link, Mental??

Here's another coupla funny one... Mental, feel free to delete the 2nd one if its too graphic!! :lol: :lol:
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demigod
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Location: Dannemora, Auckland.

Sun Oct 04, 2009 2:58 pm

I know its not Friday but thought this was funny..

Harry walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: 'Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.' His wife is lying in bed and replies: 'I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot.' Harry says: 'I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you.'
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yaking4snaps
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Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:06 pm

:lol:


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Hairy Little Dwarf
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Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:30 pm

My Favourite is Simply Entitled: ZAP!
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Anyone who's been there will chuckle ;)
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Hairy Little Dwarf
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Sun Oct 18, 2009 4:52 am

How to burn up 36,602 Brownie Points in 98 seconds...
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=264408660245

If I tried this, it would be three months before I came out of Intensive Care :lol:
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Phoenix Hornet - Specialty Assault Craft

Dad! Dad! Look at his fish! It's way bigger than anything you've EVER caught! - Nosey 7-8yo boy on opening my icebox to father strapping down his $XXX Stabicraft 759(?) - Gold. Pure Gold.

yaking4snaps
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Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:52 am

Classic.. she was pretty calm about it..

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Kingfish killer
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Location: Glen Eden Waitakere City

Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:30 am

Hairy Little Dwarf wrote:My Favourite is Simply Entitled: ZAP!
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Anyone who's been there will chuckle ;)
Geez and i thought getting jizzed on by a snapper the other day was bad enough !

seasick
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Kayak Model: catch 390
Location: wairarapa

Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:45 pm

its a shame she had her pj'S ON

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glint
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Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:13 pm

no comment needed
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kayak chris
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Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:53 pm

:lol: nice pic.
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technical
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Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:46 am

I think HLD posted this a while ago but here's another link to it as it cracks up up every time I watch it.
Bill Dance has his own fishing show in the USA.
Warning: Contents may contain traces of nuts.

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Kingfish killer
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Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:17 pm

Fishing show or comedy show ? What a crack up he is , sure glad hes not coming to the barrier with us ! :lol:

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Hairy Little Dwarf
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Fri Dec 11, 2009 2:02 pm

A guy in a bar notices a woman sitting alone at a table and goes over to chat her up. After talking to her for a while, he makes his move.

"Stop!" says the woman as he moves in to kiss her.

"I'm sorry, but I can't do this because I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I truly love"

"Wow," says the guy, "That's really admirable in this day and age. It must be difficult."

"It's not too bad," replies the woman, "My husband's a little upset though."
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Phoenix Hornet - Specialty Assault Craft

Dad! Dad! Look at his fish! It's way bigger than anything you've EVER caught! - Nosey 7-8yo boy on opening my icebox to father strapping down his $XXX Stabicraft 759(?) - Gold. Pure Gold.

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