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For discussing everything that isn't kayak fishing...
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Ruff as Gutts
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Location: Tauranga

Sun Aug 24, 2014 9:33 pm

OH MY GOD, haven't laugh that hard in ages! And yes I would so do that :rofl:

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Schecter
Posts: 670
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Kayak Make: Viking
Kayak Model: Profish EVO IV
VHF Call Sign: ZMW8098
Location: Auckland

Fri Apr 17, 2015 4:13 pm

Viking Tempo
Viking Profish 440

PB: Snapper=79cm. Rogers Road, 26/10/14

PB: Gurnard=34cm. Orere Point, 17/06/15

PB: Kingfish=75cm. Omaio, 13/02/16


Manurewa Marlins RLFC. The Home of Joe Galuvao, Henry Fa'afili, Greg Eastwood, Daniel O'Regan, Jesse Bromwich,
Kenny Bromwich, Peter Hiku, Ligi Sao, Siliva Havili.

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nzimp
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Joined: Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:24 pm
Kayak Make: Stealth
Kayak Model: Evolution 495
Location: Rotorua

Fri Jun 05, 2015 7:22 pm

A bit of prison humour I heard today. Apologies in advance to those easily offended....not.

What's the difference between Jam and Marmalade in prison.



You can't marmalade your Cock up your cellmates ass.
Simple is as simple does.
http://www.wkfc.org.nz
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Stealth EVO 495
Viking 2+1
Prowler 4.7 (back in the fleet)

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awondering
Posts: 6564
Joined: Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:47 am
Kayak Make: Viking
Kayak Model: Viking PF400 Custom Black
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Location: Auckland
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Thu Jun 25, 2015 11:08 am

Haha what a prick...


Telecaster
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Joined: Tue Jan 07, 2014 10:54 am
Kayak Make: Ocean Kayak
Kayak Model: Prowler 4.5 Elite
Location: Whangaparaoa, NZ

Thu Jun 25, 2015 3:41 pm

What a bellend. Needs a slap.

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Pointloader
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Kayak Model: Profish Reload
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Location: Auckland
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Fri Jul 03, 2015 9:12 pm

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Viking Profish Reload, Viking Profish GT & Viking 2+1
Viking Kayaks Pro Team
Lowrance Pro-Staff
NZ Black Yaks 2015
ZMW9774

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GHOST RIDER
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Joined: Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:18 pm
Kayak Make: viking
Kayak Model: RELOAD
Location: Whangarei

Fri Jul 10, 2015 1:59 pm

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the
boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential
downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather
would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back;
now with a different anticipation,
and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
Profish RELOAD
KARMA as i fish out of a kayak i don't eat shark

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grantagent007
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Kayak Model: Predator 13
Location: <select name=

Sat Jul 25, 2015 10:58 am

Here's one
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Old town predator 13
Ocean kayak ultra 4.7(retired)
Mission catch 420 (retired)

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Schecter
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Joined: Tue Jan 07, 2014 8:37 pm
Kayak Make: Viking
Kayak Model: Profish EVO IV
VHF Call Sign: ZMW8098
Location: Auckland

Fri Nov 06, 2015 9:59 pm

One of the dangers of land based fishing... :lol:

Viking Tempo
Viking Profish 440

PB: Snapper=79cm. Rogers Road, 26/10/14

PB: Gurnard=34cm. Orere Point, 17/06/15

PB: Kingfish=75cm. Omaio, 13/02/16


Manurewa Marlins RLFC. The Home of Joe Galuvao, Henry Fa'afili, Greg Eastwood, Daniel O'Regan, Jesse Bromwich,
Kenny Bromwich, Peter Hiku, Ligi Sao, Siliva Havili.

Telecaster
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Kayak Make: Ocean Kayak
Kayak Model: Prowler 4.5 Elite
Location: Whangaparaoa, NZ

Wed Nov 11, 2015 11:59 am

I love the way it backs up to get a decent run-up!


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Hairy Little Dwarf
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Joined: Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:39 am
Kayak Make: Phoenix
Kayak Model: Hornet

Fri Jan 08, 2016 9:56 am

You don't need to outrun the bear, just be faster than your mate... :lol:
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.................... "Flying Mango".......... [Up for sale, $1400]

Phoenix Hornet - Specialty Assault Craft

Dad! Dad! Look at his fish! It's way bigger than anything you've EVER caught! - Nosey 7-8yo boy on opening my icebox to father strapping down his $XXX Stabicraft 759(?) - Gold. Pure Gold.

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Hairy Little Dwarf
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Fri May 13, 2016 11:12 am

http://www.earthcam.com/usa/louisiana/n ... eowkaraoke

Live streaming karaoke from New Orleans.... Welcome to the weird side!
Cringe in horror at the effect of alcohol + microphone. The veneer of civilisation is so very thin.

How I got there from looking for 2-theta angles for gibbsite, I have no idea. :?:

Anyway, back to work. :lol:
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.................... "Flying Mango".......... [Up for sale, $1400]

Phoenix Hornet - Specialty Assault Craft

Dad! Dad! Look at his fish! It's way bigger than anything you've EVER caught! - Nosey 7-8yo boy on opening my icebox to father strapping down his $XXX Stabicraft 759(?) - Gold. Pure Gold.

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awondering
Posts: 6564
Joined: Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:47 am
Kayak Make: Viking
Kayak Model: Viking PF400 Custom Black
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Location: Auckland
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Fri May 13, 2016 11:18 am

WTF did I just see :lol:

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Kerry
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Kayak Make: Old town
Kayak Model: Predator PDL
Location: Far north
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Fri May 13, 2016 7:32 pm

You're a worry Pete!
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Ruff as Gutts
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Kayak Model: Swing
Location: Tauranga

Thu May 19, 2016 4:33 pm

My ears are bleeding!! :swear: Would be good on Mardi Gras......... :?:

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Schecter
Posts: 670
Joined: Tue Jan 07, 2014 8:37 pm
Kayak Make: Viking
Kayak Model: Profish EVO IV
VHF Call Sign: ZMW8098
Location: Auckland

Fri Jun 03, 2016 3:24 pm

Can't make a fishing video. Might as well make a footy one.

Viking Tempo
Viking Profish 440

PB: Snapper=79cm. Rogers Road, 26/10/14

PB: Gurnard=34cm. Orere Point, 17/06/15

PB: Kingfish=75cm. Omaio, 13/02/16


Manurewa Marlins RLFC. The Home of Joe Galuvao, Henry Fa'afili, Greg Eastwood, Daniel O'Regan, Jesse Bromwich,
Kenny Bromwich, Peter Hiku, Ligi Sao, Siliva Havili.

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Mental
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Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:31 pm
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Kayak Model: Evolution 465
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Tue Jun 07, 2016 2:54 pm

Like your work Schecter :lol: :rofl:
Phoenix Kayaks - Hornet
Stealth - Evolution 465
Ramco - Fishmaster 580 My BIG kayak!
...and the countless other kayaks I've owned

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awondering
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Tue Jun 07, 2016 3:18 pm

haha some quality in there...

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Schecter
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Location: Auckland

Tue Jun 07, 2016 7:29 pm

Mental wrote:Like your work Schecter :lol: :rofl:
My missus deserves the credit. She's still finding her feet with fishing but she can make some rockin rugby, league videos.
Viking Tempo
Viking Profish 440

PB: Snapper=79cm. Rogers Road, 26/10/14

PB: Gurnard=34cm. Orere Point, 17/06/15

PB: Kingfish=75cm. Omaio, 13/02/16


Manurewa Marlins RLFC. The Home of Joe Galuvao, Henry Fa'afili, Greg Eastwood, Daniel O'Regan, Jesse Bromwich,
Kenny Bromwich, Peter Hiku, Ligi Sao, Siliva Havili.

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Hairy Little Dwarf
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Fri Jun 10, 2016 11:27 am

The mind, verily it doth boggle! |(


A seagull turned bright orange after it fell into a vat of chicken tikka masala.

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The bird fell into the container while trying to scavenge meat from a food factory bin on Monday. It was rescued by workers at the site in Wales, and picked up by a volunteer for Vale wildlife hospital, near Tewkesbury, Gloucestershire.

Staff at the hospital used washing-up liquid to remove the bright orange from the seagull’s feathers. They returned him to its original white colour but have not been able to wash away the smell of curry.

Lucy Kells, veterinary nurse at the hospital, said: “He really surprised everyone here – we had never seen anything like it before. He had fallen into a waste vat of curry that was outside, it was chicken tikka masala. The thing that shocked us the most was the smell. He smelled amazing, he really smelled good.

“He cleaned up surprisingly well at the hospital, we used washing-up liquid a few times.”

The bird, which has been nicknamed “Gullfrazie” on Facebook, was put into a cage after his ordeal. Staff are feeding it meat, dog and cat food and pieces of chopped fish to build up his weight.

“He is a bit skinny so we are building his strength up a bit,” Kells said. “I guess that’s why he was trying to get a piece of meat from the vat and fell in.”

The bird will be transferred to an outside aviary to re-waterproof his feathers in the coming weeks before being released into the wild.



"He smelled amazing" :rofl:
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.................... "Flying Mango".......... [Up for sale, $1400]

Phoenix Hornet - Specialty Assault Craft

Dad! Dad! Look at his fish! It's way bigger than anything you've EVER caught! - Nosey 7-8yo boy on opening my icebox to father strapping down his $XXX Stabicraft 759(?) - Gold. Pure Gold.

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