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paddlesnap
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Wed Dec 18, 2013 7:46 am

:D Soo true , bit of tall canoe envy never went astray :lol:

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Wed Dec 18, 2013 7:53 am

Brilliant, just as well a few of us on here have a SIK sense of humour (groan) :tmi:

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Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:13 pm

Three old men are sittin’ in their kayaks fishing a cove on a quiet Sunday morning when a funeral procession drives by. One of the old men takes off his hat & puts it over his heart. The procession winds its way around the cove and disappears over a hill. The old man puts his hat back on and continues fishing. One of the other old timers says “Geeze Ed, that was a thoughtful thing to do.” Ed replies “It was the least I could do after 49 years of marriage.”
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:15 am

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Wed Feb 26, 2014 11:42 am

It ain't Friday but.. ;)
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Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:58 am


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Fri Mar 07, 2014 10:02 am

Here's another Friday Funny
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Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:23 pm

awondering wrote:One for the poms in here !!!

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=593412467405496
Bloody brilliant :rofl:
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AndrewRawlingson
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Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:40 pm

awondering wrote:One for the poms in here !!!

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=593412467405496
Yep, feeling pretty proud right now!


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Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:48 pm

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Hainesy
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Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:51 pm

AndrewRawlingson wrote:
awondering wrote:One for the poms in here !!!

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=593412467405496
Yep, feeling pretty proud right now!


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:rofl: :rofl: based on that I would have thought that more of you blokes would be wanting to immigrate out here !!
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Sun Mar 09, 2014 8:42 am

Be careful, he might want to come over! On second thoughts, he would fit right in, in the Northland!
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Sun Mar 09, 2014 9:19 am

AndrewRawlingson wrote:Be careful, he might want to come over! On second thoughts, he would fit right in, in the Northland!
:rofl: :rofl: .....
"The trouble with common sense is that it's not too common !"

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Sun Mar 09, 2014 9:24 am

Hainesy wrote:
AndrewRawlingson wrote:Be careful, he might want to come over! On second thoughts, he would fit right in, in the Northland!
:rofl: :rofl: .....
haha. You want some?
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Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:02 pm

This is BAD >>>>

Well it didn't take long so here they are all in one convenient place...
>> *Oscar clearly misunderstood when his girlfriend told him that on Valentine's Day he had to take her out.

>> If he gets off this charge it will be the closest shave anyone has had with only 2 blades.

>> His lawyer's got a hard job ahead of him.Realistically, it looks like Pistorius hasn't got a leg to stand on.

>> Oscar Pistorius is pleading not guilty due to temporary diminished responsibility. He claims he was legless at the time of the incident.

>> Whatever happens in court, he still has a career. The IOC say he's a front runner at the next Olympics for pistol shooting..

>> Police reconstruction indicates that Pistorius lost it when,for his Valentine's Day gift, his girlfriend gave him a pair of socks.

>> New Valentine's Day card: "Roses are red, violets are glorious.Never creep up On Oscar Pistorius."

>> Looks like he has an expensive lawyer. I hope he can foot the bill.

>> New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder...Footprints!

>> She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.

>> If found guilty he's gonna have to take it on the shin.

>> And finally,*Anyone making jokes about Oscar Pistorius is just prosthetic!*

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Stonecross
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Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:11 pm

awondering wrote:This is BAD >>>>

Well it didn't take long so here they are all in one convenient place...
>> *Oscar clearly misunderstood when his girlfriend told him that on Valentine's Day he had to take her out.

>> If he gets off this charge it will be the closest shave anyone has had with only 2 blades.

>> His lawyer's got a hard job ahead of him.Realistically, it looks like Pistorius hasn't got a leg to stand on.

>> Oscar Pistorius is pleading not guilty due to temporary diminished responsibility. He claims he was legless at the time of the incident.

>> Whatever happens in court, he still has a career. The IOC say he's a front runner at the next Olympics for pistol shooting..

>> Police reconstruction indicates that Pistorius lost it when,for his Valentine's Day gift, his girlfriend gave him a pair of socks.

>> New Valentine's Day card: "Roses are red, violets are glorious.Never creep up On Oscar Pistorius."

>> Looks like he has an expensive lawyer. I hope he can foot the bill.

>> New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder...Footprints!

>> She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.

>> If found guilty he's gonna have to take it on the shin.

>> And finally,*Anyone making jokes about Oscar Pistorius is just prosthetic!*
Hilarious, bad but good!! :rofl:
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Fri May 02, 2014 4:33 pm

How do you turn #1 into #2?


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Fri May 02, 2014 5:33 pm

Stonecross wrote:
awondering wrote:This is BAD >>>>

Well it didn't take long so here they are all in one convenient place...
>> *Oscar clearly misunderstood when his girlfriend told him that on Valentine's Day he had to take her out.

>> If he gets off this charge it will be the closest shave anyone has had with only 2 blades.

>> His lawyer's got a hard job ahead of him.Realistically, it looks like Pistorius hasn't got a leg to stand on.

>> Oscar Pistorius is pleading not guilty due to temporary diminished responsibility. He claims he was legless at the time of the incident.

>> Whatever happens in court, he still has a career. The IOC say he's a front runner at the next Olympics for pistol shooting..

>> Police reconstruction indicates that Pistorius lost it when,for his Valentine's Day gift, his girlfriend gave him a pair of socks.

>> New Valentine's Day card: "Roses are red, violets are glorious.Never creep up On Oscar Pistorius."

>> Looks like he has an expensive lawyer. I hope he can foot the bill.

>> New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder...Footprints!

>> She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.

>> If found guilty he's gonna have to take it on the shin.

>> And finally,*Anyone making jokes about Oscar Pistorius is just prosthetic!*
Hilarious, bad but good!! :rofl:


the reason Oscar pisorius has know legs
because:
He's got know bloody back bone! :!: :rofl: (to hold them up)
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Fri May 02, 2014 9:42 pm

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Fri May 02, 2014 9:51 pm

all good wrote:
Stonecross wrote:
awondering wrote:This is BAD >>>>

Well it didn't take long so here they are all in one convenient place...
>> *Oscar clearly misunderstood when his girlfriend told him that on Valentine's Day he had to take her out.

>> If he gets off this charge it will be the closest shave anyone has had with only 2 blades.

>> His lawyer's got a hard job ahead of him.Realistically, it looks like Pistorius hasn't got a leg to stand on.

>> Oscar Pistorius is pleading not guilty due to temporary diminished responsibility. He claims he was legless at the time of the incident.

>> Whatever happens in court, he still has a career. The IOC say he's a front runner at the next Olympics for pistol shooting..

>> Police reconstruction indicates that Pistorius lost it when,for his Valentine's Day gift, his girlfriend gave him a pair of socks.

>> New Valentine's Day card: "Roses are red, violets are glorious.Never creep up On Oscar Pistorius."

>> Looks like he has an expensive lawyer. I hope he can foot the bill.

>> New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder...Footprints!

>> She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.

>> If found guilty he's gonna have to take it on the shin.

>> And finally,*Anyone making jokes about Oscar Pistorius is just prosthetic!*
Hilarious, bad but good!! :rofl:


the reason Oscar pisorius has know legs
because:
He's got know bloody back bone! :!: :rofl: (to hold them up)
Oscar wanted a bathroom door for valentines day, but his girlfriend was dead against it.
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