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murf
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Location: Lincoln

Sun Aug 11, 2013 9:27 pm

I accidentally spilled spot remover on my dog - now he's gone ;(

:tmi:

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MikeAqua
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Location: Nelson

Mon Aug 19, 2013 3:51 pm

G1 wrote:This is SOOOOOOO bad but has some mean Camel Toe....Its soooo bad that its funny :lol:
That's beyond camel toe. It's moose claw!
"No good story begins with a salad"
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MikeAqua
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Mon Aug 19, 2013 3:52 pm

Worth a laugh, although sound quality not the best.

http://youtu.be/cVV3QQ3wjC8
"No good story begins with a salad"
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murf
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Mon Aug 19, 2013 4:24 pm

Awesome, the s%&$ fight in the comments section is pretty funny too.

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Kingfish killer
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Kayak Model: Ultra Prowler 4.3
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Location: Glen Eden Waitakere City

Mon Aug 19, 2013 5:43 pm

That was the funniest thing ive ever read on here !
The Homeopathic Lager was the iceing on the cake , what a crack up ! :lol:

As for the comments they were almost as entertaining , love the comment " you have your head up your arse eating your own bullshit ! " :rofl:

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Fish'N'Snork
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Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2011 11:32 am
Kayak Make: Cobra
Kayak Model: Marauder
VHF Call Sign: The Yak ZMW2544
Location: Flat Bush

Mon Aug 19, 2013 6:21 pm

MikeAqua wrote:Worth a laugh, although sound quality not the best.

http://youtu.be/cVV3QQ3wjC8
LOL Aye would need a Homoeopathic Whiskey after that.
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PJay
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Location: Russell, Bay of Islands

Mon Aug 19, 2013 7:05 pm

Hey, FnS - long time no hear.

How's life in The Smoke?

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Peace
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Location: Auckland
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Fri Aug 23, 2013 3:24 pm

No need for roof racks or trailer to do a spot of fishing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2150iFXF5Vc" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Hainesy
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Location: West Harbour

Fri Aug 23, 2013 3:56 pm

Peace wrote:No need for roof racks or trailer to do a spot of fishing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2150iFXF5Vc" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
$106,000 USD for the "turn key" car !..$136,000 for the full custom
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Fish'N'Snork
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Location: Flat Bush

Fri Aug 23, 2013 4:48 pm

Peace wrote:No need for roof racks or trailer to do a spot of fishing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2150iFXF5Vc" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Would rather have one of these:

http://youtu.be/u0GER3jXtzM
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Kia kaha, kia toa, kia manawanui ( Be strong, be brave, be steadfast and sure).


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murf
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Fri Aug 23, 2013 7:21 pm

Wow 8)

That's taking car pooling rather literally.

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Hairy Little Dwarf
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Fri Aug 30, 2013 5:21 pm

Finally, after dozens of email scams, dead ends and wasted time, I have finally found the perfect way to get that sought after six pack, AND still be able to eat pies and drink beer.

Behold! the Instant 6 Pack :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Dad! Dad! Look at his fish! It's way bigger than anything you've EVER caught! - Nosey 7-8yo boy on opening my icebox to father strapping down his $XXX Stabicraft 759(?) - Gold. Pure Gold.

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sk8e8
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Fri Aug 30, 2013 5:48 pm

:y: :y:

I wonder if they come with a strap :lol:
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Hairy Little Dwarf
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Fri Aug 30, 2013 6:02 pm

Stage two, I will no longer refer to the toilet as the "John".

It will now be "Jim"

That way I can truthfully say, "I go the the Jim every morning" :y:
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.................... "Flying Mango".......... [Up for sale, $1400]

Phoenix Hornet - Specialty Assault Craft

Dad! Dad! Look at his fish! It's way bigger than anything you've EVER caught! - Nosey 7-8yo boy on opening my icebox to father strapping down his $XXX Stabicraft 759(?) - Gold. Pure Gold.

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DARKE ANGLER
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Fri Aug 30, 2013 6:38 pm

Hairy Little Dwarf wrote:Stage two, I will no longer refer to the toilet as the "John".

It will now be "Jim"

That way I can truthfully say, "I go the the Jim every morning" :y:
:swear: off.. :P :lol:
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GHOST RIDER
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Location: Whangarei

Fri Sep 13, 2013 7:27 am

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view)

The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominater !!
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!
Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned Fifty shades of grey!
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Pointloader
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Fri Oct 25, 2013 12:26 pm

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Hairy Little Dwarf
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Fri Oct 25, 2013 6:39 pm




Yakkity Sax just makes it perfect...That and the spindly twig as defence

Pfft! Townies :lol:
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.................... "Flying Mango".......... [Up for sale, $1400]

Phoenix Hornet - Specialty Assault Craft

Dad! Dad! Look at his fish! It's way bigger than anything you've EVER caught! - Nosey 7-8yo boy on opening my icebox to father strapping down his $XXX Stabicraft 759(?) - Gold. Pure Gold.

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N2Y
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Fri Oct 25, 2013 6:56 pm

:rofl: :rofl: Gold!
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Hairy Little Dwarf
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Wed Dec 18, 2013 6:51 am

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.................... "Flying Mango".......... [Up for sale, $1400]

Phoenix Hornet - Specialty Assault Craft

Dad! Dad! Look at his fish! It's way bigger than anything you've EVER caught! - Nosey 7-8yo boy on opening my icebox to father strapping down his $XXX Stabicraft 759(?) - Gold. Pure Gold.

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